There are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iPhone

Just let that sink in

(Source: besidesthat, via savingdanielle)

bl00d-sugar:

I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN

(via vesicunt)

iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house

i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police

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rehabbed:

if you take me on a date to an amusement park you have a 103% chance of getting laid

(via fortheloveoftacobell)

flaffy:

but you reblogged my post that means you like me right

(via honeyxbeee)

babybehemoth:

Anxiety attacks are the worst because sometimes you have no idea why you’re crying or angry and you just think of everything wrong in your life and you can’t control it all you can do is breath in and out and cry it out

(via fuckyeahamour)